Holding the Door Open

I know an actor, who, though straight, went through a spate of roles playing lesbians. Discussing this, she commented that there must have been something about her that brought out the lesbian in others, given that a good percentage of the women she'd kissed finally realized they were gay. My flippant mind quickly responded with a tagline per magic bullets seen on TV: "Unsure if you're in the closet? Just one kiss and all your sexual identity issues will disappear like that!"

Never trust infomercials.